White
Dog's Reason Why You Should Donate!
O.K, are you ready for our
surefire, solid gold reason as to why you should donate??
We did think of things like
'Do it for the third world' or 'Because ex racing hamsters
need love too............'
BUT..........
Basically,
were gonna use your donation to fund the next 'White Dog Guide.....',
&, well, if there's a few penny's left over, well, the
'White Dog' hasn't been feelin' too good of late & were
trying to raise enough money to have him spayed!
So, if you've
used the information on this website, or you'd like to see
more 'White Dog Guides', or you've just got too much money
on your hands, spare a few pence for the poor overworked slaves
at the 'White Dog Sweatshop'!
Please note~Public spaying's are
reserved for persons committing credit card fraud &
staff members who, by their actions either deliberate or
accidental, cause customers orders to be sent out late!
Oh yeah, & the bank manager. We reserve the right to
seek added income from the bits left over from public spaying's.
1 last thing, if you happen to visit
our showroom, don't eat the 'value' meat pies that are on
offer!
So, come on, even if it's
only a few pence........
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